Starting to wonder wtf I was thinking when I didn’t pack a vibrator for this trip. :| (also my allegedly 4.5 star hotel sucks). I’m so over san francisco.

lakalaka:

Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

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I absolutely despise the description, “girl next door”. 

Never trust dudes who are way into drake.

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

I wonder if that guy can’t get hard.
Ugly hotel rooms are a boner killer for me.

I wonder if that guy can’t get hard.

Ugly hotel rooms are a boner killer for me.

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Nice body, can I fuck it? 

Nice body, can I fuck it? 

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