Id probably only consider letting someone dom me if they had a voice like Richard Dawkins…
Praise the saints, I have finally been fucked to satisfaction.
Finally had bad sex with an Englishman. It’s the end of the world as I know it.
|guy in bar:||So, are you on your first or second million?|
|Me:||You almost had my interest there.|
Furry cute monsters describes most of my exes.
or as my mother calls them, “ugly dudes who treat you like shit.”
At least i got to pound their asses.