I think it will be an amusing when Dr. Boyfu comes over again and is using the ipad as a remote for my stereo and then noses around to see what ive downloaded and HO HO HO IT IS ALL KINKY EROTICA.
*tents fingers ala mr burns and grinch smiles*
oh, well I’m pretty sure I’ve referred to ex boyfriends as that already…
i keep shaving down my booty call list because of my standards. oh well.
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
Contrary to what many people who just meet me think, I love being affectionate.
I just don’t think everyone deserves to be on the receiving end of it.