I think it will be an amusing when Dr. Boyfu comes over again and is using the ipad as a remote for my stereo and then noses around to see what ive downloaded and HO HO HO IT IS ALL KINKY EROTICA.

*tents fingers ala mr burns and grinch smiles* 

(Source: exames)

oh, well I’m pretty sure I’ve referred to ex boyfriends as that already…

oh, well I’m pretty sure I’ve referred to ex boyfriends as that already…

imageconsciousimagefreak:

👸💖👸

imageconsciousimagefreak:

👸💖👸

i keep shaving down my booty call list because of my standards. oh well. 

skeletalroses:

Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.

dirtywetdream:

Check out Dirty Wet Dream’s pegging tag for more great photos and gifs
Follower’s favourite DWD tags:best of | me ;$ | cum | masturbation | panties | swimsuit | and more

!!! and there is a throne!!!

dirtywetdream:

Check out Dirty Wet Dream’s pegging tag for more great photos and gifs

Follower’s favourite DWD tags:
best of | me ;$ | cum | masturbation | panties | swimsuit | and more

!!! and there is a throne!!!

(Source: please-senpai)

Contrary to what many people who just meet me think, I love being affectionate.
I just don’t think everyone deserves to be on the receiving end of it. 

Contrary to what many people who just meet me think, I love being affectionate.

I just don’t think everyone deserves to be on the receiving end of it. 

(Source: snusk)

I think this is my type. even down to the underpants color. If only his face was buried in my ass…

I think this is my type. even down to the underpants color. If only his face was buried in my ass…