Wah wah wah. I want to go to Montreal fetish weekend. The only thing stopping me is I don’t have a plane ticket because…fuck driving.

The polish-american muscle beast says he dreams about me pissing on him. i must be doing something right. 

this rabbit sounds like me talking to someone…

(Source: salvatriss)

The chapter in my autobiography, Sociopaths in Love, that addresses working out, general sport and athletes whom I have sodomized or rubbed my overinflated breasts on will begin: “The first time I ever golfed I did so in Giuseppe Zanottis.”

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(Source: dishonora)

(Source: novaura)