whinywitch:

This is so, so important.

(Source: heliolisk)

Id probably only consider letting someone dom me if they had a voice like Richard Dawkins…

(Source: t00p00r)

Praise the saints, I have finally been fucked to satisfaction.

Finally had bad sex with an Englishman. It’s the end of the world as I know it.

worshipable.

worshipable.

guy in bar:So, are you on your first or second million?
Me:You almost had my interest there.
Furry cute monsters describes most of my exes.
or as my mother calls them, “ugly dudes who treat you like shit.”
to-may-to, to-mah-to. 
At least i got to pound their asses. 

Furry cute monsters describes most of my exes.

or as my mother calls them, “ugly dudes who treat you like shit.”

to-may-to, to-mah-to. 

At least i got to pound their asses. 

(Source: loversdreamersandyou)